there are times when I just want to stay home and be lazy…u guessed right..this is one of those times…while waiting for IDM to finish downloading this tv series that my teammate recommended…i thought of searching for funny slogans and trashy signs and in a matter of seconds was grinning evilly, sniggering and, sometimes, laughing out loud (nope, i’m not goin’ to change that to LOL!)
mababaw kaligayahan ko eh… so here goes…
in a surgical doctor’s office:
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ’em.
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Damm! There go the lights again…
- What’s this doing here?
- That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Sterile, schemerle. The floor’s clean, right?
- What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
- Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
- Isn’t this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
a guy’s status update:
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.
…So I said, “Implants?”
a sign posted at a golf club:
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ATTENTION GOLFERS
1. Keep Your Back Straight, Knees Bent & Feet Shoulder-Width Apart.
2. Form a Loose Grip. 3. Keep Your Head Down. 4. Avoid a Quick Backswing. 5. Stay Out of the Water. 6. Try Not to Hit Anyone. 7. If You are Taking Too Long, Let Others Go Ahead of You. 8. Don’t Stand Directly in Front of Others. 9. Quiet Please… While Others are Preparing. 10. Don’t Take Extra Strokes. WELL DONE! NOW FLUSH THE URINAL & GO PLAY GOLF.
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shirt print:
I think sex is better than logic,
but I can’t prove it.
framed knicknack hanging outside a door :
on an article:
- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- Your Nightmares Are Real!
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- Dad’s New Wife, Robert
- Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
and i could go on listing more but IDM already finished downloading the 1st episode, gotta go watch now 🙂
TheHangryPinay 